Just a good, typically strong episode. They paid a lot of money to schedule me to breed with whichever male dog wins the competition. Stewie, we're entering a dog show! Popcorn Time Online Popcorn Time Online is one of the first users of the revolutionary Torrents Time technology. We have to focus all our attention on our hostess now. If Nathan Lane can do it, so can you. You know, if Chris is this hard to convince, we may just have to kill Arthur Valentine.
He's the only waiter we have. But Peter's appearance as Arthur convinces Chris that he is a zombie and he tries to kill him, forcing Peter to tear off the disguise. Well, look who wants to be prepared. Let's begin by doing some work with the clicker. On , Peter and Lois have to break the bad news about Arthur Valentine, but it's not as easy as they thought it would be.
Had Quagmire and the rest of the guys not been there when Chris became excited about Arthur Valentine, Lois and Peter probably would have continued letting him believe in the Valentine's Day guy that brought gifts to special boys and girls. Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a Fam ily Guy! At the , he meets a female show dog named Ellie. Stewie becomes irritated even more and their confrontation becomes physical, which leads Brian to reveal that his destruction of Rupert wasn't an accident. Oh, you're a show dog? What are you doing here? Hey, hey, hey, stop crying, Chris. This must be how Ronald Reagan felt about Nancy.
Yeah, I Hey, watch it! That can only mean one thing. Okay, okay, thanks, man, but, yeah, no, I-I got this, I got this. This is Joe Swanson, signing off. Think about when you found out the truth about Santa Claus. No wonder you have such a perfectly coiffed anus. Dad, get the bowl of tuna from under my bed! After running down a dummy in the car, the stunt leaves Chris in a catatonic state so they decide to bring him back. Only the most magical man ever.
It seems like there's no getting through to him. I see Arthur Valentine outside! And it's so great dating someone who understands why it's especially important to walk around in a circle many, many times before lying down. Now, Brian you've got to roll over and be good on all fours. Man, she is something else. Have you fallen and can't get up? The shock of seeing Arthur Valentine die seems to have really gotten to him. Y-You're gonna Y-You're gonna get tons of valentines. Their talking dog Brian keeps baby Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
I'm sorry, too, but I see now that you were right. It's kind of dumb, but it's for a dog show. Turns out, still using that joke is a felony. It's Arthur Valentine, here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush. I've never been so prepared. And seeing a catatonic Chris was simply a very funny sight gag.
We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth. Max's grandfather may have been a horse. Um, son I'm afraid Arthur Valentine isn't real. I love chewing the crap out of my foot. You didn't even start the fire. But everyone wants to be loved and that's all Brian is looking for, too.
Brian builds a litter to cart him along to the top of the mountain where they open up their feelings, as Stewie's constant attention to Rupert annoys Brian while he in turn is concerned about Brian's advanced age taking him away in the not-so-distant future. Peter and Lois were trying to do what was best for their kid, but Arthur Valentine's death was as ridiculous as his creation. It's why I always talk and ask questions so much. This is a very confusing lobby. I'll still take the check The check, the check. Even if he did still believe in his existence, he wouldn't go around putting bowls of tuna under his bed every year, or whatever it is he was doing. Peter, I'm really worried about Chris.
Does anyone call you Petey Griffin? We've got to put an end to this Arthur Valentine nonsense. I hope Rupert and I haven't been too loud up there. No waiter of mine is gonna be gay! Look, that was a tricky situation, all right? While Lois and Peter try convincing Chris his Valentines version of Santa isn't real. B-But not for medical reasons, he just likes the look. Why is there a time when you're too old to believe in things like Santa? Who sends a Christmas card to their vet? All right Brian, now if we're going to get you ready to compete in that dog show, we've got a lot of training to cover.